"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."
”E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."
"This project is too important for us to let things that are more important interfere with it."
"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule. No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."
My Boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn't edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected.
"Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."
"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."
"This is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the subject mentioned above."
Employee: “Do you want that report by tomorrow?” Boss: "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!"
“Everyone is entitled to my opinion.”
